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sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

fartgallery:

I hate that like 30 minute period before going out where you’re stuck in activity limbo and don’t know what to do because you’re leaving soon

lieutenant-booty:

self confidence level: kelso

50kwatch:

u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

"   She was like the sea on a stormy day. She could only destroy.   "
(via intractably)